Eat sugar,
Don't be afraid,
It is tasty
And you're getting fat,
Run a mile or two
To lose some weight,
Just don't stop eating sugar,
Don't you be afraid.
(MAY-1997 - JUL-2001)
Scribe, ut possis cum voles dicere: dices cum velle debebis (Pl. Ep. 6.29)