So, there is a price for giving up my principles afterall.
I went to a shopping spree, i had to use my "sport coupons" somehow, bought a lot of shorts, t-shirts and even an elegant buttoned shirt. Some of them were Speedo branded, and apparently i was entitled to receive free Speedo sunglasses.
Fine, i will go with them. They are not very protecting, but they don't give me a headache and they are free. I give up.