Scribe, ut possis cum voles dicere: dices cum velle debebis (Pl. Ep. 6.29)

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

People Speaking - Not Me

— "Why aren't you speaking? What do you think of this food?"

— "I am immobile. I can't do anything, I can't speak and I can't move, because it's too hot. It's too hot, because the air conditioning isn't working. Actually I dreamt a few days ago - such things actually happen sometimes! - I dreamt that I was tasting this food and it was too hot and the air conditioning didn't work and I couldn't move. In sleep I really can't move, so I guess that it makes sense."

I couldn't believe that it wasn't me saying it.

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